WET ZEPPELIN T-SHIRTS!

Signed by various musicians, of course. Or you can buy a virgin shirt, and stalk the star of your choice.

WET ZEPPELIN II, August 11-15, 2010

Yes indeed, five nights (and one day) of mayhem at the Wildest Winery Party in the World. The musical lineup is not dissimilar to last year's debacle (Wet Zeppelin I, aka Altamont by-the-Sea) but this time Dread Zeppelin will play outside their hotel rooms. We will have several different venues, in SLO, Los Osos, and of course Cayucos, though not including the insecure Vets Hall. (Honestly, how did they come to hire Sleepy Gonzales to mind the back door?)
MORE TO COME!

RockNRoll Wine at Caesar's Palace

Scary picture, eh? I don't think I'm mentioned in Gibbon's "Decline and Fall" but doubtless my ancestors contributed.

Hugh Hefner's monkey and Red Zeppelin Vinidiction -

That sounds like the opening line of a joke, doesn't it?

Bunnies in the Cellar

The wine flowed like blood, and the blood flowed like wine.

The Ninth Annual WeHo (West Hollywood, ahem) LGBT (you do know what that stands for, right) Awards were held at the Playboy Mansion on March 8, 2010 -and I was asked to pour the Pink Zeppelin, among other selections of my swill. Naturally, I accepted.

Two big pink boys, no?

The Wildest Winery Party in the World

"The Wildest Winery Party in the World" will be held August 11-15, 2010, at Cayucos and beyond. Referring to it as the wildest in the world seems a seamy, unseemly boast - but I've never heard word of its rival; certainly not from anyone who was at "Altamont-by-the-Sea" last year.